Some jokes which i picked to entertain u on this day, in case u think its still so childish to do that april fool joke....
Pick the month you were born:
January--I kicked
February--I loved
March--I smoked
April--I dry humped
May--I choked on
June--I murdered
July--I did the macarena with
August--I had lunch with S
eptember--I danced with
October--I sang to
November--I yelled at
December--I ran over
Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a Mexican
6-------a gangster
7-------my cell phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends boyfriend
10-------my neighbor
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19-------myself
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an ipod
29-------a permanent marker
30-------a llama
31-------a homeless guy
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White------because I'm cool like that.
Black------- because thats how I roll.
Pink--------because I'm NOT a homosexual.
Red---------Because the voices told me to.
Blue--------Because I'm sexy and i do what i want.
Green------Because I hate myself.
Purple------Because I'm cool.
Gray--------Because I was drunk.
Yellow------Because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars.
Orange----Because I hate my family.
Brown-----Because I was high.
Peach-------Because I love oatmeal.
Other-------Because I'm a ninja.
None------Because I cant control myself.
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The Husband Store A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids. 'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more.' So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking. 'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework. 'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!' Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
PLEASE NOTE: To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives store just across the street
The first floor has wives that love sex.
The second floor has wives that love sex, like beer and have money.
The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.
Charm: Laughters are temporary pain killers.
Tuesday, March 31, 2009
Friday, March 27, 2009
The Global Dynasty
HEY!! u know what? I'm a fan of history of china, a fan of swordplay movies, a fan of war movies, like patriot.
Ancient dynasties may be over. However, recently, i realised that we are still living in dynasty. Now, its the Global Dynasty. Why do i say that? Firstly, i ready the newspaper recently and saw that some scientists discovered over 50 species of new animals, plants, and whatever. This means that even thou we are now in the process of globalisation, we do have undiscovered lands in earth.
There aren't any more of the conquering of lands. But look aroung us, and u'll find 'internal war' in our current dynasty. We have one in the south of our country, north of our country, east of our country and the neighbours of our little piece of land. U may ask: whose the king then? well, i think unlike the past, we no longer have 1 king, but now, we have 2 frailing kings, and probably 2 uprising ones. USA and europe are the 'kings', but probably on the downward trend, while China and India are the uprising ones.
Hmm.... well, probably in 20 yrs time, we may have one more. Indonesia. Don't be surprise!
Boring, aren't it? haha... i think so too... Blame it on the marvellous 'Seven swords' which i watched earlier. lol..
Anyway, i passed my class 2B yesterday. First time! lol... thanks thanks for all ur congrats!! hehe... =p
Charm: The Past; the Present; the Future; Everything's a cycle.
Ancient dynasties may be over. However, recently, i realised that we are still living in dynasty. Now, its the Global Dynasty. Why do i say that? Firstly, i ready the newspaper recently and saw that some scientists discovered over 50 species of new animals, plants, and whatever. This means that even thou we are now in the process of globalisation, we do have undiscovered lands in earth.
There aren't any more of the conquering of lands. But look aroung us, and u'll find 'internal war' in our current dynasty. We have one in the south of our country, north of our country, east of our country and the neighbours of our little piece of land. U may ask: whose the king then? well, i think unlike the past, we no longer have 1 king, but now, we have 2 frailing kings, and probably 2 uprising ones. USA and europe are the 'kings', but probably on the downward trend, while China and India are the uprising ones.
Hmm.... well, probably in 20 yrs time, we may have one more. Indonesia. Don't be surprise!
Boring, aren't it? haha... i think so too... Blame it on the marvellous 'Seven swords' which i watched earlier. lol..
Anyway, i passed my class 2B yesterday. First time! lol... thanks thanks for all ur congrats!! hehe... =p
Charm: The Past; the Present; the Future; Everything's a cycle.
Tuesday, March 17, 2009
How old is old?
Often, we singaporeans ar encouraged by our government to take public transport. If we see a lady with a big tummy, we recognised that she is pregnant, and therefore give up our seats for them.
If we see a person who is crippled, blind, etc, we also give up our seats tothem due to the dispairity.
However, something's been lingering in my mind for quite some time. How do we consider a person as old? Who should we give our seat to if we consider them old? And how do u justify that they are old?
LOL, you must be wondering why i bring up this topic. Well, this problem came up to me when i was in this mrt. I was standing reading my newpaper. there was this young couple, probably in the 15 or 16, playing the nintendo DS. Then, came this women who was heavily pregnant, and it was obvious due to the round tummy thats so convex. The young couple looked up but continued anyway. and this whole 2 stretches of sitting tua pek gong just dunno any thing abt giving up their seats. Maybe, they all failed their moral education when they were in schools, or maybe these guys were heavily pregnant as well?
There was this other scenario when i was standing, again, in the Mrt. I saw this lady, whom i think should be in her 70s but with black hair, presumably dyed. No one gave her a look, not to say give up their seats. She continued standing there, hunched. Then we reached the next station. In came another lady in her 50s but with a head full of white hairs. Immediately, a guy gave up his seat.
OMG... look!!! must an old lady be in white hair to be considered old?
Hmmm.. this really beats me.. perhaps, its time for our school system to change the pictures in the civic and moral education book. Not anymore should they draw an old lady with white hair as old, but probably a pic that defines old people as old. Coz, if i dye my hair, probably i'll get a seat too?
So, take a seat back when u take the public transport the next time. Be more willing to give up ur seat to people who look old but probably not in white hair.
Charm: Don't just blindly follow the book. You must be smart enough to differentiate!
If we see a person who is crippled, blind, etc, we also give up our seats tothem due to the dispairity.
However, something's been lingering in my mind for quite some time. How do we consider a person as old? Who should we give our seat to if we consider them old? And how do u justify that they are old?
LOL, you must be wondering why i bring up this topic. Well, this problem came up to me when i was in this mrt. I was standing reading my newpaper. there was this young couple, probably in the 15 or 16, playing the nintendo DS. Then, came this women who was heavily pregnant, and it was obvious due to the round tummy thats so convex. The young couple looked up but continued anyway. and this whole 2 stretches of sitting tua pek gong just dunno any thing abt giving up their seats. Maybe, they all failed their moral education when they were in schools, or maybe these guys were heavily pregnant as well?
There was this other scenario when i was standing, again, in the Mrt. I saw this lady, whom i think should be in her 70s but with black hair, presumably dyed. No one gave her a look, not to say give up their seats. She continued standing there, hunched. Then we reached the next station. In came another lady in her 50s but with a head full of white hairs. Immediately, a guy gave up his seat.
OMG... look!!! must an old lady be in white hair to be considered old?
Hmmm.. this really beats me.. perhaps, its time for our school system to change the pictures in the civic and moral education book. Not anymore should they draw an old lady with white hair as old, but probably a pic that defines old people as old. Coz, if i dye my hair, probably i'll get a seat too?
So, take a seat back when u take the public transport the next time. Be more willing to give up ur seat to people who look old but probably not in white hair.
Charm: Don't just blindly follow the book. You must be smart enough to differentiate!
Sunday, March 15, 2009
A wedding and a custom
I'm rather close to my relatives in Malaysia, the family from my maternal side. On the first week of this month, i was back to my grandma's house in Segamat to attend my cousin's wedding (finally he's married at the age of 31, with the permission from his Ci Xi empress, mother).
I rushed there from school, whereby my class finished at 5pm. I took bus 170 all the way to Woodlands checkpoint. Upon reaching Larkin Interchange in Johor Bahru at 7.30pm, i found that all the tickets to Segamat were totally sold out. However, i was approached by a taxi driver who offered to drive me to Segamat for RM45. Of course, i have to wait for 3 more people to take up the same offer before we can go. I waited with another girl whom i dunno for an hour plus, without success. Just when the driver found 2 ladies to take up the offer, a bus company 'suddenly' have tickets for sale. However, this time the price of the ticket doubled from RM12.50 to RM25, and the bus timing was at 9pm. With the 3 ladies going for that offer, leaving me stranded, i decided to take up that offer as well.
i reached my grandma's house at 12.15am, and found that the 2 tentages built in front of the house were so beautiful. They were in pink and red. These tentages somehow, remind me of the white tentages that were in the same place some 8 months ago when my grandpa passed away. Anyway, choi!!! lol... That night, my relatives had a pleasant surprise for my 3rd uncle, whose birthday happens to fall on that day.
I was assigned the 'camara man', even thou i'm not a professional one. Yes, there's one in the bride's side, but i have to do a video recording of the event on the day. There's only an extra battery thou, as my uncle forgot to bring the charger.
I never slept for the night, getting ready at 4am, before moving off in 4 cars at 5am. I was in this porton gen 2, and their speed on the road from Segamat to kluang was devil-ish. the top speen going at 160km/hr on the small roads, overtaking cars at will. The bride's car, also, playing the show "Fast and Furious 5".
We reached the bride's house at 6.20am. Very early, but with the breakfast + waiting + neverending games + waiting +waiting + waiting + waiting = sun already almost a quarter up in the sky.
We flew back at that speed again. And know what? i was dead tired, dosed off on the sofa before retreating to the room to sleep and sleep. lol..
Anyway, we had vegetarian for the whole day, and of course, my favorite ayam special from the stall at the roadside when the clock struck 12. haha...
So below are the photos, as i'm lazy to narate thru the whole process. =p
The newly wed offering tea to my grandma; notice how much my grandma has aged from all my previous photos posted?
The bride and the bridegroom (my cousin).
See me faithfully doing my task in the background? This is the tea custom in Kluang, the bride's house. How generous of the bride's mum to cook up deserts and breakfast for us and also giving each of us a red packet.. lol
well, this pretty lady on the left in my cousin, also the bridegroom's sister. The gorgeous lady, who is the most beautiful lady in the world, of course is my mum.. hehehe =p
My cousn and me. This photo was uploaded into the facebook, and i received some comments and messages from concerned friends asking me if i had married? lol.. probably the culprit in this photo for that misconception is that 喜喜.
Okie, thats us again..... 
And here, u can see my 'cute' sister with my cousin.
I rushed there from school, whereby my class finished at 5pm. I took bus 170 all the way to Woodlands checkpoint. Upon reaching Larkin Interchange in Johor Bahru at 7.30pm, i found that all the tickets to Segamat were totally sold out. However, i was approached by a taxi driver who offered to drive me to Segamat for RM45. Of course, i have to wait for 3 more people to take up the same offer before we can go. I waited with another girl whom i dunno for an hour plus, without success. Just when the driver found 2 ladies to take up the offer, a bus company 'suddenly' have tickets for sale. However, this time the price of the ticket doubled from RM12.50 to RM25, and the bus timing was at 9pm. With the 3 ladies going for that offer, leaving me stranded, i decided to take up that offer as well.
i reached my grandma's house at 12.15am, and found that the 2 tentages built in front of the house were so beautiful. They were in pink and red. These tentages somehow, remind me of the white tentages that were in the same place some 8 months ago when my grandpa passed away. Anyway, choi!!! lol... That night, my relatives had a pleasant surprise for my 3rd uncle, whose birthday happens to fall on that day.
I was assigned the 'camara man', even thou i'm not a professional one. Yes, there's one in the bride's side, but i have to do a video recording of the event on the day. There's only an extra battery thou, as my uncle forgot to bring the charger.
I never slept for the night, getting ready at 4am, before moving off in 4 cars at 5am. I was in this porton gen 2, and their speed on the road from Segamat to kluang was devil-ish. the top speen going at 160km/hr on the small roads, overtaking cars at will. The bride's car, also, playing the show "Fast and Furious 5".
We reached the bride's house at 6.20am. Very early, but with the breakfast + waiting + neverending games + waiting +waiting + waiting + waiting = sun already almost a quarter up in the sky.
We flew back at that speed again. And know what? i was dead tired, dosed off on the sofa before retreating to the room to sleep and sleep. lol..
Anyway, we had vegetarian for the whole day, and of course, my favorite ayam special from the stall at the roadside when the clock struck 12. haha...
So below are the photos, as i'm lazy to narate thru the whole process. =p
The newly wed offering tea to my grandma; notice how much my grandma has aged from all my previous photos posted?
The bride and the bridegroom (my cousin).
See me faithfully doing my task in the background? This is the tea custom in Kluang, the bride's house. How generous of the bride's mum to cook up deserts and breakfast for us and also giving each of us a red packet.. lol
well, this pretty lady on the left in my cousin, also the bridegroom's sister. The gorgeous lady, who is the most beautiful lady in the world, of course is my mum.. hehehe =p
My cousn and me. This photo was uploaded into the facebook, and i received some comments and messages from concerned friends asking me if i had married? lol.. probably the culprit in this photo for that misconception is that 喜喜.
Okie, thats us again..... 
And here, u can see my 'cute' sister with my cousin.Charm: Life's a standard procedure. Everyone's taking the same route, only at different times of their life.
Wednesday, March 4, 2009
Game or moral Etiquette?
All these years, my passion for basketball has never subsided. Once in a while, i'll visit the basketball court with a basketball in hand. I'll let the basketball interact with the basket, while my shoes aggressively kissing the floor.
I can still vividly recall those times when i roam the basketball courts with my basketball buddies during my secondary school times. We played the game on anywhere where there's a basketball court. However, we do have 3 places whereby we trained particularly: Kebun Bahru CC, Ang Mo Kio CC and one of the street courts in a park near Kebun Bahru CC. This street court is the place we called our secret training place. The floor of the court is constantly littered with dried leaves, branches. In those days, we do have some pia kias playing opposite us, but we never had a problem with them, while being friends with them.
This evening, I met Andy forthe game near his house. This is also a place i frequent often: Potong Pasir CC. Lovely place with some good players. However, upon reaching there at 7.15pm, we realised that the whole basketball court had been booked by a company for some kind of trainings for their upcoming tournament. Therefore, Andy brought me to another court, one which i had not seen nor play for years, dating back to my secondary school days.
The court still littered with dried leaves, branches. But this is not the one we i played years ago. This place is located in bradell. I'm of course excited. even thought the condition there isn't that great, the game is. After some shootings, we were in for a game, with some small ah bengs who seem like 17 or 18, with 1 wearing an ITE College West shirt.
The game went on for 11 points and of coue we won. The bengs wanted a second, and we gamed. Towards the last few points, they started playing VIOLENTLY, scolding vulgarities and in the end threw the ball at me.. lol.. u know what? It seems like years ago that i had last seen someone that is such a bad loser. Hmm... of course, i sensed the 'fire' burning and proceeded to take my basketball which i parked on the pole. Upon reaching my basketball, i felt another basketball hitting me hard. That was when i realsed the 2 round boys who look like bowling balls were trying to pick a fight on me. lol.. i grit my teeth with the intention of not getting into any involvement in fight with them. i gave up the game with them, with a last point to go, as i do not want a fight to happen. Moreover, even though they are only 16 or 17 or even 18, they have their 'head' with ang kongs standing some distances away but seems like they will come and join in if a fight broke out. Again, i grit my teeth, swallow my pride, i walked off. And what happen to Andy? He was still there trying to 'reason' with them.. lol... how can u reason with ah bengs? they wun be ah bengs if they can reason... they only noe about fights and sei at thet age... lol... i pulled andy away, and we both walked off... while on the other end, they hurled all sorts of dilect vigurities like chants or erm... lyrics of songs.. anyway, while walking off, the only thing on my mind is not to get involved in a fight now as i do not want any injuries, due to my test on this coming friday. I need to study right?
Hmmm... even though basketball is a game, and i always love winning while hating the other end product, this incident left me thinking...
Are these guys not game enough or do they lack moral etiquette (sportsmanship)?
U decide...
Charm: The only quench for my thirst is Winning. Whats Yours?
I can still vividly recall those times when i roam the basketball courts with my basketball buddies during my secondary school times. We played the game on anywhere where there's a basketball court. However, we do have 3 places whereby we trained particularly: Kebun Bahru CC, Ang Mo Kio CC and one of the street courts in a park near Kebun Bahru CC. This street court is the place we called our secret training place. The floor of the court is constantly littered with dried leaves, branches. In those days, we do have some pia kias playing opposite us, but we never had a problem with them, while being friends with them.
This evening, I met Andy forthe game near his house. This is also a place i frequent often: Potong Pasir CC. Lovely place with some good players. However, upon reaching there at 7.15pm, we realised that the whole basketball court had been booked by a company for some kind of trainings for their upcoming tournament. Therefore, Andy brought me to another court, one which i had not seen nor play for years, dating back to my secondary school days.
The court still littered with dried leaves, branches. But this is not the one we i played years ago. This place is located in bradell. I'm of course excited. even thought the condition there isn't that great, the game is. After some shootings, we were in for a game, with some small ah bengs who seem like 17 or 18, with 1 wearing an ITE College West shirt.
The game went on for 11 points and of coue we won. The bengs wanted a second, and we gamed. Towards the last few points, they started playing VIOLENTLY, scolding vulgarities and in the end threw the ball at me.. lol.. u know what? It seems like years ago that i had last seen someone that is such a bad loser. Hmm... of course, i sensed the 'fire' burning and proceeded to take my basketball which i parked on the pole. Upon reaching my basketball, i felt another basketball hitting me hard. That was when i realsed the 2 round boys who look like bowling balls were trying to pick a fight on me. lol.. i grit my teeth with the intention of not getting into any involvement in fight with them. i gave up the game with them, with a last point to go, as i do not want a fight to happen. Moreover, even though they are only 16 or 17 or even 18, they have their 'head' with ang kongs standing some distances away but seems like they will come and join in if a fight broke out. Again, i grit my teeth, swallow my pride, i walked off. And what happen to Andy? He was still there trying to 'reason' with them.. lol... how can u reason with ah bengs? they wun be ah bengs if they can reason... they only noe about fights and sei at thet age... lol... i pulled andy away, and we both walked off... while on the other end, they hurled all sorts of dilect vigurities like chants or erm... lyrics of songs.. anyway, while walking off, the only thing on my mind is not to get involved in a fight now as i do not want any injuries, due to my test on this coming friday. I need to study right?
Hmmm... even though basketball is a game, and i always love winning while hating the other end product, this incident left me thinking...
Are these guys not game enough or do they lack moral etiquette (sportsmanship)?
U decide...
Charm: The only quench for my thirst is Winning. Whats Yours?
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